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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie
Directors
  1. Tom Kuntz
  2. Mike Maguire
Starring
  1. Daniel Chacon
    Young American / Cock Puncher
  2. Ken Takemoto
    Sensei
  3. Steven Seagal
    Cock Puncher
  4. Don McManus
    Dennis McCormick
  5. Kate Fuglei
    Dolores McCormick
  6. Abigail Mavity
    Roseanne McCormick
  7. Reid Weaver
    Dennis McCormick, Jr.
  8. Brian Powell
    Typical Neighbor Husband
  9. Adele Robbins
    Typical Neighbor Wife
  10. Jason L. Miller
    Sooty Firefighter
  11. Brendon Baerg
    Sooty Child
  12. Len Cariou
    Norm Archer
  13. Larissa Laskin
    Dana Dobbs
  14. Scott Klace
    Kip Kendall
  15. Barbara Pilavin
    Alzheimers Old Lady
  16. Sandy Kenyon
    Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
  17. Sam Menning
    Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
  18. Orlando Seale
    Producer
  19. Erik Stolhanske
    Producer
  20. Sarah McElligott
    Melissa Cherry
  21. Michael Bolton
    Self
  22. Karl Montgomery
    African Child
  23. Kwame Boateng
    Dibo
  24. Steven Kozlowski
    White Trash Dude
  25. Randy Oglesby
    Surgeon General
  26. Archie Howard
    Fat Man
  27. Howard Shur
    Smoker
  28. Todd Hanson
    Smoker Driver
  29. Arthur Kendall
    Bud Schwartz
  30. Ira Gewant
    Brunno Tucci
  31. Christopher Weeks
    Rolly Ingersoll
  32. Edward Ansara
    Skink Bradley
  33. Murray Gershenz
    Raggles Wimpole
  34. Paul Mousie Garner
    Uncle Smackers
  35. Helen Geller
    Mavis De Haven
  36. Richard Fancy
    Kenneth Garber
  37. Murphy Dunne
    Raymond Marcus
  38. Alex Solowitz
    The Masses
  39. Savannah Haske
    Rapist Lisa
  40. Griffin M. Creech
    Rapist Policeman
  41. Daniel Dae Kim
    Rapist Ivy Leaguer
  42. Stefan Sacks
    Rapist Uncle
  43. Rebecca Lowman
    Rape Victim Julie
  44. Amy Davies
    Board Game Woman
  45. John Gibson Miller
    Steel Beam Construction Guy
  46. Jim Gleason
    Steel Beam Architect
  47. Ben Braat
    Dutch Dad
  48. Sal Lopez
    Peruvian
  49. Jay Montalvo
    Peruvian
  50. Bashar Rahal
    Arab Terrorist
  51. Russell Steinberg
    Young Terrorist
  52. Ahmed Ahmed
    Ahmed
  53. Amir Talai
    Ahman
  54. Ryan Bosch
    White Black Guy Bill
  55. Leslie Duke
    White Black Guy Jenny
  56. Brendan Fletcher
    White Black Guy Tim
  57. Todd Bosley
    White Black Guy Dan
  58. Michael Brainard
    White Black Guy Policeman
  59. Dane Farwell
    White Black Guy Policeman
  60. Mary Boucher
    White Black Guy Judge
  61. Chris Karwowski
    White Black Guy Jury Foreman
  62. Michael Harte
    Pentagon General
  63. Charles Howerton
    Pentagon General
  64. James Kayten
    Pentagon Officer
  65. Sean Conroy
    Landmine Salesman
  66. Christopher Boyer
    Landmine Boss
  67. S.E. Perry
    Recruitment Officer
  68. Michael Harney
    Line-Up Detective
  69. Alonzo Bodden
    Prisoner
  70. Gill Gayle
    Prisoner
  71. Robert Shampain
    Prisoner Dad
  72. Jordan Lindsay Hamm
    Girl Greeting Prisoner
  73. Tom Wright
    Kwame Roberts
  74. Gedde Watanabe
    James Nakatami
  75. Troy L. Collins
    Dashante Jackson
  76. Daniel Colembie
    McSorley's Bartender
  77. Marc Antonio Pritchett
    Upstanding Black Man
  78. Jerry Giles
    Dave Kostman
  79. John Viener
    Peen Out Guy
  80. Mike Loew
    Library Penis Man
  81. David Chisum
    Penis Pal Glen
  82. Martin Morales
    Penis Ethnic Man
  83. Micah Sauers
    Penis Boy
  84. Michael R. Dowell
    Penis Businessman
  85. Ken Narasaki
    Businessman
  86. Clint Culp
    Bates Computer Customer
  87. Paul Scheer
    Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
  88. Maria Schneider
    Bates Computer Customer's Wife
  89. Dustin Seavey
    Bates Temp Dude
  90. Bill Dearth
    Bates Businessman
  91. Gregorio
    Bates Delivery Man
  92. James M. Connor
    Bates Manager
  93. Michael Delaney
    Gil Bates
  94. Nick Chinlund
    Bryce Brand
  95. Jim Rash
    Bryce's Manager
  96. Angel Cassidy
    Porn Star
  97. Mia Crowe
    Porn Star
  98. Gauge
    Porn Star
  99. Kirk Ward
    Brendan Laroux
  100. Eric Siegel
    Studio Executive
  101. Jen Cohn
    Cooking Show Host
  102. Meredith Baxter
    Cooking Show Chef
  103. Charley Beil
    Wizards Gamer
  104. Daniel Benson
    Wizard Gamer
  105. Adam Crosby
    Wizard Gamer
  106. Jed Rees
    Wizards Proteus
  107. Greg Pitts
    Wizards Dragonmaster
  108. Greg Cipes
    Hippie Diplomant
  109. William Duffy
    Man in Suit
  110. Cory McAbee
    Man in Suit
  111. Evgeniy Lazarev
    Slovesevic
  112. Adam Gregor
    Birajko
  113. Terrence Flack
    Bank Gunman
  114. Mo McRae
    Second Bank Gunman
  115. Sarah DeVincentis
    Bank Customer
  116. Michelle Buffone
    Bank Liz Anne
  117. Jim Ortlieb
    Bank Mr. Poniewicz
  118. Cory Nartatez
    Gay Guy
  119. Savastian Padilla
    Gay Guy
  120. Bruce Stevenson
    Gay Guy
  121. Chris Villa
    Gay Guy
  122. Kenneth C. Rosier
    Presidential Advisor
  123. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield
  124. Ivan Klipstein
    Subscription Card Man
  125. Hanna Bluth
    Little Girl
  126. Jennifer Saurenman
    Mother
  127. Tanya Ballinger
    Cockpuncher Entourage
  128. Kamela Forbes
    Cockpuncher Entourage
  129. Neva Massey
    Cockpuncher Entourage
  130. Eleanor Mercado
    Cockpuncher Entourage
  131. Karen Miller
    Cockpuncher Entourage
  132. Rachelle Wood
    Cockpuncher Entourage
  133. Andre Costa
    Cameraman
  134. Donna Glytch
    God Bless America Dancer
  135. Michon Suyama
    God Bless America Dancer
  136. Vai Tiare
    Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
  137. Kato Bonner
    Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
  138. Allison Kyler
    Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
  139. Brandy Lamkin
    Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
  140. Clifford McGhee
    Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
  141. Tomasina Parrott
    Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
  142. Adrian Armas
    Lollipop Love Dancer
  143. Kevin Federline
    Lollipop Love Dancer
  144. Dante Harper
    Lollipop Love Dancer
  145. Robert Hoffman
    Lollipop Love Dancer
  146. Lucas Raynaud
    Lollipop Love Dancer
  147. Dave Scott
    Lollipop Love Dancer
  148. Harry Shum Jr.
    Lollipop Love Dancer
  149. Ahmed B. Badran
    Peruvian
  150. Kathie Barnes
    Concerned Mother
  151. Bo Barrett
    Wigger Jim
  152. Jackson Bolt
    Texas Chainsaw Killer
  153. Chris Cashman
    UPS Delivery Man
  154. Martez Covington
  155. Said Faraj
    Suicide Bomber
  156. Bill Frenzer
    Nicholas Van Essen
  157. Justin Rodgers Hall
    Terrorist
  158. Glen Hambly
    Attorney
  159. Susanna Harter
    Librarian
  160. Mohammed Hassan
    Terrorist
  161. Hiro Koda
  162. Eloise Lynch
    Britney Spears Fan
  163. Marshall Manesh
    Announcer
  164. Ronald McAdams
    Drunken Irishman
  165. Joel McHale
    Office Worker
  166. Chrissy Metz
    Heavy Girl
  167. Christopher Nissley
    Terrorist Training Video Announcer
  168. Blaine Pate
    Office Worker
  169. Paula Price
    Host a Rape Tape Gal
  170. Tony Sagastizado I
    Taliban Terrorist
  171. Helen Slayton-Hughes
    'Yarn-it-All' Employee
  172. Channing Swift
    Ice Hockey Fan
  173. Tony Swift
    Ice Hockey Fan
  174. Cassie Townsend
    Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party
  175. Natasha Yi
    Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
  176. Melissa Zanit
    Yearbook Girl
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